Celerysteve Posted:

So back in December I sent out mbum friend requests thinking I could get the peen that way (it only counts the people who send you requests but I didn’t know that). I sent out friend requests to everyone in 7vd — my klan at the time — that’s hundreds right there + I sent request to like the first 20+ pages of top flamebaters, I mean ****, that’s like everybody!

Point is… Over 50 people have sent me friend requests in spite of all this. I mean over 50! From where? Like I said, I pretty much sent friend requests to EVERYBODY and still, 50 people crawl out from under a rock somewhere and send me requests. Never once did I ask them to send me requests or make a contest or a thread about it — I’m just that ****ing awesome. I mean common sense will tell you if I hadn’t already sent so many people requests, they’d have sent them to me and I’d have hundreds by now. Anyway that epeen is a damn lie, nobody who has ever gotten it deserved it, but I don’t need it. You know why? Cuz I know. And you know. That’s all that matters.

You never know what you’re gonna need…