MR NOOB65, THIS IS MY PUBLIC SUCKING OF YOUR male reproductive organ

IN ALL MY YEARS OF BROWSING THE INTERNET SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT HORSE male reproductive organ PHOTO, AND TRYING TO FIND MY HOMOSEXUAL FATHER WHO RAN OUT ON ME WHEN I WAS JUST A WEE BOY (ONE OF THESE STATEMENTS IS TRUE), I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS A MODERATOR OF A FORUM THAT I AM SO ENAMOURED WITH. YOUR GRASP OF MODERATING AND THE RESPONSIBILITY THAT COMES WITH IT SURPbumES ANY THAT I’VE SEEN. YOU ARE NOT ONLY CLEAR AND CONCISE WITH YOUR MODERATION, BUT YOU NEVER OVERSTEP THE MARK. TEAM SHORTBUS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THIS, THE MEMBERS HAVE BEEN OVERMODERATED IN THEIR CURRENT FORM FOR 4 YEARS NOW ON DIFFERENT SITES, AND USUALLY TSB’S MAIN GOAL IS TO CAUSE AS MUCH TROUBLE FOR THE MODERATORS AS POSSIBLE. YOU, OUT OF THE MANY MODS THAT WE HAVE COME ACROSS, SEEM TO HAVE BYPbumED THIS NORMAL CHAIN OF EVENTS, AND HAVE EARNED MY – AND I SUSPECT OUR – RESPECT. I TRUST YOU WILL CONTINUE TO MODERATE THE FORUM WITH A FAIR BUT STERN ATTITUDE, AND BELIEVE THAT PART OF WHAT WILL MAKE THIS SITE SO POPULAR IS IT’S MODERATION TECHNIQUE. THE SITE IS, ON THE SURFACE, AIMED AT PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT 4CHAN. PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LOLCATS TO LAST A LIFETIME. PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERY ****ING INTERNET MEME THERE IS GOING…AND TO HAVE OVERMODERATION, NAZI-MODERATION, IF YOU WILL, OF THESE PEOPLE, WOULD BE SYNONYMOUS WITH INTERNET SUICIDE.

I TRULY HOPE THAT EVIL TROUT GETS WISE OF THIS FACT, AND BEGINS TO PAY YOU, EVEN IF IT IS A SMALL WAGE. MODERATION IS GENERALLY A THANKLESS JOB, BUT HELL, IT ALMOST MAKES IT WORTH IT FOR THAT EXTRA PORN DVD YOU CAN AFFORD EACH WEEK, OR THE EXTRA 10 MINUTES OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION WITH THE LOCAL WHORE THAT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO PAY FOR

NOOB65, CONTINUE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. I FOR ONE WILL BACK YOUR DECISIONS COMPLETELY.

NOOB65, I SALUTE YOU

LOVE,

PANTS, AN ENLIGHTENED TROLL