I have some ideas for an awesome suicide, but FIRST!

Heres how to make the most of your last night on earth:

– If you have multiple computers or televisions, watch as much porn as possible at the same time!

– Drink tons of super cheap alcohol, like the **** preferred by homeless war veterans and inner city negrarz

– Smoke em if you got em

– Inform everyone possible that you’ll be killing yourself, your worst enemies in particular. Epic lulz should be had from the response

– Hire the cheapest,ugliest,filthiest hooker you can find, and be sure to collect them STD’s like they were Pokemon

– Chop off your wang with an extremely rusty old knife

– Proceed to cook your own wang, and then eat it

– Do your best Goatse impersonation, with as many sharp instruments inserted in your rectum as can fit.

– Grab a sawed off shotgun to finish the job, but be sure to leave a suicide note written in your own blood first!