Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

However, the resolution — which was to simply let your E-Peen grow to monstrous lengths — is beginning to look a little silly.

Actually, I think the complete opposite is better. Give everyone a 25% increase in peen length. Make the default that you’re given when you first sign up be 5 inches. This will not only serve to mess up the leaderboards, but it will also make the labeling task a longer and harder job to do.