Sergeant Cid’s and plk’s posts were the best ones in this thread.

Now, it’s right to decrease the length, however that’s only because it’s necessary.

Let’s throw in a bit of a curve ball, lower all peens by 10%; replace the initial 3” with .01”.

This will just serve to make it a bit more realistic, while still being ridiculous. So everyone lowers by 3” + 10%. That would give me a new peen of 4.014”. This is a huge drop for me, but then again, scullys would be 19.072”. Which is still absolutely ridiculous, but everyones is still a bit more realistic.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

At least to buy us enough time until we can think of an animal bigger than a sperm whale. Log in to see images!

Perhaps Xenu? The caption being “Your male reproductive organ is so large that even the Church of Scientology fears it”