Dear Forum War-mongers,

Up yours.

May you all be collectively violated in various ways.

To prove I’m not bluffing, here are 7 Master Balls I have acquired and subsequently destroyed.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/206605-master-ball

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/206349-master-ball

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/205528-master-ball

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/204285-master-ball

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/207085-master-ball

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/202486-master-ball

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/202484-master-ball

This will cause a sky-rocket in the price of future Master Ball auctions, such as has never before been seen! to the destruction of many, but the extreme benefit of several hoarders such as Guest42,1338h4x, and Inertia, although not when he attempts to low-ball another Master Ball auction to turn a profit.

That is all. You may go about your normal daily routine of sitting front of your computer for 9 hours a day knowing that 7 of you are now sitting around with one ball less.

Love,

Spirithound

PS: roflzors, enjoy your anvil