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Awhile back I held a contest asking for players to submit songs and artist. I’ve always planned on doing something with the collected songs, but wasn’t quite sure what to do. I don’t think I’m ever going to come up with the perfect thing, so I’m going to go with an imperfect thing.

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Choose a song from the list below and include the song title and artist in your post. Answer as many as you like and feel free to add more info if you wish, but you must answer at least four of the following about the song you choose to qualify for contest entry:

- What picture, painting, whatever - represents the face of the song?
- Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between?
- Is it male or female?
- What age would it be?
- What would it's favorite book and movie be?
- If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be?
- What is it's favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.)
- Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream?
- Who is it's favorite comedian?
- What is it's favorite sport?
- What is it's personal motto?
- What would it dress up as for Halloween?

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Pick one of the songs from the list below and describe (and potentially illustrate with pics or art or whatever) which member of the ForumWarz moderation team the song represents! (Aldo_Anything, BINGEBOT 2015, dobnits, Evil Trout, Jalapeno Bootyhole, MC Banhammer, Nicco, Sergeant Cid, spacekadt, or TUBSWEETIE.)

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Contest ends: May 10, 2009 at 11:59 PM server time.

One entry per character (no need to alt parade unless you feel like doing more songs)

1st place as chosen by me gets 3 bps. 2nd place gets 1 bp. I reserve the right to throw more bps at people if I am entertained or just think what they came up with is cool or funny.

You can edit your post until the deadline, editing after that will mean disqualification.

Trolling commentary about the other entries is fine.

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Satellite of Love by Lou Reed
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon
Hold your Colors by Pendulum
Jenny was a friend of mine – The Killers
Monkey Gone To Heaven by the Pixies
Strokin’ by Clarence Carter
Nick Drake – The Thoughts of Mary Jane 
No Cigar by Millencolin
Left and Leaving by The Weakerthans
Matrix and Futurebound – Coast to Coast 
    
Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
Take Me Home Tonight – Eddie Money
Get ****ed Stud – Biffy Clyro
Mr. Roboto – Styx
Charlie + the Propaganda Myth Machine – Million Dead
Maybe I’ll Catch Fire – Alkaline Trio
Madonna – Like a virgin
Anal woman's genitals – I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Weird Al Yankovic – You Don’t Love Me Anymore
Zlad! – Elektronik Supersonik
    
Britney Spears – Give Me More
Ignite – In Moderation
Kraftwerk – The Robots
Kelis – Milkshake
Guns N’ Roses – Sweet Child of Mine
Günther and the Sunshine Girls – Ding Dong Song
Coal Chamber – Friend?
Iggy Pop: Lust for Life
caramell – caramelldansen
woman's genitals renaissance- r.a. the rugged man
    
PJ Harvey – Rub ‘Til It Bleeds
Iron Maiden – Run to the Hills
Boss Hog – I Dig You
Bo Diddley – Ooh Baby
Coil: Love’s Secret Domain
The Orb: Little Fluffy Clouds
Thievery Corporation: Lebanese Blonde
Bbumhunter – Boten Anna 
Europe – Final countdown
Death Cab for Cutie – I Will Possess Your Heart
    
John Lee Hooker – It Serves You Right To Suffer
Deltron 3030 – Virus
**** The People by The Kills
R.E.M. – Orange Crush
Dragostea din tei by O-Zone 
I Lay My Love on You by Westlife
Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve
Calabria-enur by Natasha 
DoTA – Bbumhunter
Xenu strikes back – DZK
    
Foo Fighters – Let it die
Masterplan – Spirit Never Die
PPK – Resurection 
Ave Q – The internet is for porn
Rick Astley – Whenever You Need Somebody
Rick Astley – Together Forever
Rick Astley – Hold Me In Your Arms
Rick Astley – Cry For Help
Rick Astley – She Wants to Dance with Me
Rick Astley – You Move Me
    
Rick Astley – Don’t Say Goodbye
Cardiacs – Firey Gun Hand
Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous
The Carpenters – Top of The World
Totally Radd!! – Dressed Up
The Specials – Gangsters
Digital Underground – The Humpty Dance
Toni Mahoni – Gammeltag
Weezer – Pork and Beans
Reel Big Fish – Your Guts (I Hate ‘Em) 
    
The Lightning Storm~ Flogging Molly
Plain White T’s- Hate(I really don’t like you)
bumerfly by Bluefield
Ready, Set, Don’t Go: Billy Ray Cyrus (the version with Miley)
Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show
Pseudo Suicide by Oysterhead
The Next Big Thing by Aesop Rock
Shotgun – The Outline
Frankie Valli – Can’t Take My Eyes Off You
Rise by Public Image Ltd.
    
John Coltrane: Good Bait
Mahna Mahna - The Muppets
Cher – The Shoop Shoop Song
of Montreal – Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet 
Kate Micucci – Dear Deer