Kids in the house, (dude.. your fridge is gonna topple over if you stick any more Minnie Mouse stickers on it) so i would say, NOT stoned.

But the house is dark, so the kids must be in bed. Stoned.

But YOU didn;t take teh picture.. odds are, you wife took it. So kids in the house + wife = NOT stoned.

But maybe your buddy took the pic… soooo.. STONED.

But your buddy would be out in the garage with you, not in the kitchen getting stoned. Must mean your wife took the pic. Ergo.. NOT stoned.

But dude.. you look ****ED UP. Stoned.

You also look like you are saying.. “****, Brenda.. yeah yeah.. you have my camera. Just give the ****ing thing back to me.” Not Stoned. (And you should talk nice to your wife, guy.. she makes your ****ing lunch for you.. show some ****ing respect.)

But married to a woman's genitals like that.. despite the fact that she makes your lunch ( you KNOW she spits in the egg salad, right?) the only way you can endure you miserable life is blaze up every now and again. STONED.

Mind you… I know you are just blinking. Brenda showed me that pic the other day, when we went for lunch together. FInal answer…. NOT STONED.

(And I banged Brenda.)