Nepenthe Posted:

Making friends is the fourth fastest way to break your heart. Friends betray you — sleep with your lovers, poison your cat, steal your car, run you over as they drive it away, and then you never see them again.

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The top three are lovers, pets, and children. Being alone is so much safer. Then all that kills you is the loneliness.

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i promise i won’t poison your cat at least! i like cats.

Everybodyknows edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:07AM