Xylon Posted:

Pfft. Silence. Quit talking about current events in what is obviously a mention of historic heroes.

Historic heroes?

THESE guys are historic heroes:

Adolf Hitler: Single-handedly convinced the entire world that this thing called “The Holocaust” actually happened. He was and still is the Ultimate Troll.

Mao ZeDong: He founded the Chinese Communist party and was responsible for the deaths of more than 10 times as many people as Hitler.

Joseph Stalin: He launched “the Great Purge” in the 30s that rid the Communist Party of nearly every person who had brought him to power.More than 1.2 million party members were arrested, and 600,000 of those died by torture or execution.

Pol Pot: 25 percent of Cambodia’s population died from starvation, overwork and executions in Pol Pot’s attempt to form a Communist peasant farming society. He conducted deadly purges to rid the area of the “old society,” and anyone suspected of being disloyal was shot or bludgeoned with an ax.

Kim Jong-il: In the world’s most tightly controlled society, roughly 250,000 civilians are in “re-education camps” and a majority of the nation is malnourished. But maybe that’s only because he is so “ronry.”

Robert Mugabe: The life expectancy in Africa has dropped from age 62 to 38. In 2005, Mugabe launched Operation Murambatsvina (“clean the filth”Log in to see images!, which forced the eviction of 700,000 people to “restore order and sanity.”

And you can’t forget:

Vlad the Impaler: “The Impaler” did not kill to feed but for the pleasure of watching others suffer. It has been said he caused more “rivers of blood” than any other tyrant in history. Dracula is a teddy bear compared to this guy.

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These Columbine nerdrage geeks aren’t historic heroes. They’re just meek shells that failed to become the greatness they had the potential to be.