*’’‘[[Futanari-Moe]]’’’ A perverted young boy with a unibrow who lusts after Asian girls covered in bread crumbs and egg yoke.

*’’‘[[Yuriko-chan]]’’’ A Young Asian girl lusted after by Futanari-Moe. It is not required that you talk to her and she will bumuredly block you if you do.

*’’‘[[CutiePie12xo]]’’’ An old pedophile posing as a young girl. Lusts after the boy male reproductive organ.

*’’‘[[Krystal_Crackr1969]]’’’ Is a Post-operative trans-feminist Wiccan priestess and bipolar anarcho-vegan eco-terrorist.

*’’‘[[Bruce Bear]]’’’ A husky gay man who fixes equipment and loves giving blow jobs.

*’’‘[[Opheliamammary glandsupp]]’’’ An aspiring poet whose poetry is absolutely terrible. Writer of the “Ophelias Bad Poetry” attack.

*’’‘[[haxlrose]]’’’ A hacker who believes himself to be an artist. Will reset your stats every four days.

*’’‘[[Anonymous]]’’’ An anonymous troll who hates newfabulous persons, gayafabulous persons, and anyfabulous persons, and will often tell you to “GTFO.”

*’’‘[[BubbleTroll]]’’’ A troll who, as a child, was confined to a bubble, pulled numerous stunts in high school, and is confined to his apartment where he finds solace in the internet.

*’’‘[[Reilly O’Bill]]’’’ A crazy right wing anchor and member of the KKK. Hates any person other then the Christian White Aryan race.

*’’‘[[Ron BALLISTA]]’’’ A movie actor, enrolled in the church of saiyantology. Claims that his powerlevel is over nine thousand.