Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman.

Then his parents got dead.

And then Batman got ****ed off, so then he ****ed-off to Princeton.

And then he ****ed-off to China to be a ninja because his parents were dead.

Batman went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batman.”

And he became BAT-MAN.

Then Batman male reproductive organed around for a bit…

Then Batman said “I need a Bat-bummobile.”

But Morgan Freeman said “NO! You get a tank because you suck male reproductive organ!” and germs killed the martains…

So Batman ****ed around for a while and then there was a guy with a potato-sack for a head and he said “**** You!”

And Batman said “No…**** you.”

Then Batman made him get dumb.

Then there was a ninja on a train that said “Everyone in this city is a male reproductive organ-bum!”

So Batman said “Enjoy your choo-choo to male reproductive organ-**** town.”

And everybody died especially Heath Ledger.