I’m in, I’m out

* Fr4gGingR1teZ: A self-proclaimed “best gamer of the world”, who comes asking for your help in a “hardcore” game named Trapped in the Cupboard

* Doctor O: A lover of pop culture, also a blogrunner for the popular blog, DinkDonkDoink.net. He gathers information about Shallow Esophagus from you, and also gives you some weird drug and a useless book.

* Starving 2 Death: A starved girl who tubmails you asking for food the day after Thanksgiving. Apparently, she only wants your hard-earned turkey.

* HORNY_SANTA: A naughty old dude who even ****ed the milk bottle. He contacts you for the rip-off Christmas raffle.

* Falcon****er: A mad otaku with a strong fixation with falcons and engages them sexually due to a childhood experience. Being banned from all forums for having gay sex with animals, he wants you to destroy them all for vengeance.