Totally true story.

I was at the horse races one day w/ a few buddies. Not making bets, just hanging out. This chick…good lord. She was like…60, with one of the most irritating voices I’ve ever heard. I had brought my digital camera w/ me, so I figured I’d egg her on a bit. Trolling IRL. Well I turn to her and say “so how many children have you eaten today?” She went off at me like I’ve never been screamed at before. Good god. I then replied “Inside voices, please” and took the following picture about a second afterward.

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Many lulz were had.