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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

I’m in, I’m out.

Here’s Master_Troll’s tl;dr text:

==The Beginning==

You are the generic Internet User, browsing around the internet when you decide you need something searched. Presumably for the internet’s only requirement, porn, you boot up Sentrillion. After searching for whatever fetish knocks your rocks off you encounter a mysterious man named Shallow Esophagus. After an explanation of the Battle System, Shallow makes you an offer you quite literally can’t refuse: Pay off your debts by causing enough ruckus in a forum designed for Old People, called Denture Chat. At this point, Shallow will send you some currency, called Flezz. He explains that getting some drugs from Drugs “R” Us might be beneficial.


My text:

In Episode 1, some guy called [[Shallow Esophagus]] messages you while you’re surfing the internet and tells you to pwn some forums for him. Later, some guy called [[Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III]] saves you from getting your bum kicked. Then you do a few missions for him while staying in touch with the Shallow Esophagus guy. In the end, you blow up a nuclear station.

In Episode 2, North Korea’s dictator [[Kim Jong-Il]] wants you to pwn the Pentagon forum. Before you can do that, you have to convince Shallow Esophagus that you’re worthy of getting the pbumword from him by helping some of his friends. One of these friends has an amazing conspiracy theory regarding [[Sentrillion]]. Right after you pwn the Pentagon forum, you find out that he was kidnapped. Shallow Esophagus later explains that he is in fact working for Sentrillion, but the coorporation is not evil but good. Also Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III gets angry at you because you pwned his forum. Then Shallow Esophagus wants you to pwn the forum of Sentrillion’s main rival, Geronimo. However, you get killed while doing so by some strange noise coming from your speakers.

Oleg edited this message on 04/16/2009 2:28PM
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