How to die while doing something interesting.

1. Join the army.
2. Join the police.
3. Become a vigilante and wear a silly outfit.
4. Become a drug dealer.
5. Join the mafia.
6. Don’t eat or sleep while playing forumwarz, chew coffee beans, oh wait, that’s not interesting.
7. Rob many banks.
8. Explore the poor areas of any 3rd world country while wearing a tuxedo and monocle.
9. Skydive without a parachute.
10. Get in a car, tape a brick to the accelerator.
11. Go for a walk in the hood wearing a KKK outfit.
12. 11 dressed like Jesus in Middle East.
13. 11 with a tattooed swastika in Israel and no shirt.
14. Kill the president, then **** on his corpse.
15. Create your own country on an oil platform, shoot anyone who gets close.
16. Skate(or similar) down a mountain.
17. Go to Russia during winter, run naked around Moscow while harbuming sexually some ladies.
18. Fap furiously until you die, do it for days and take Viagra if it’s necessary.
19. Set a building on fire, barricade the door, jump down the window when the firemen arrive and yell something at them while you fall about being late or something.
20. Rope, railroad, dressed as a maiden.
21. Hit yourself with a hammer in the mouth, choke on your own teeth and blood.
22. Cut your own foot, chase someone in an avenue while yelling “THAT MAN STOLE MY FOOT!”, until you bleed to death.
23. Blind date with someone from 4chan/b/
24. Go to Evil Trout’s house, ring, when he open the door yell something at him, then shoot yourself in the head.
26. See 25.
27. Wrestle with alligators
28. Wrestle with bears
29. Wrestle with sharks
30. Wrestle with stingrays
31. Jump from the top a s building into a pool full of lye.
32. Like this http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinteresting/?Man-Dies-After-12-hour-Viagra-fueled-Org=1&blockID=225251&feedID=1080
33. All of the above, specially 25.
____ edited this message on 04/29/2009 1:56PM