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Anon Ymous

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Level 35 Troll

When it's over, walk away. I'm just a game.

1) Gather your own feces for a month

2) Put feces in your car (while in buckets or w/e) and drive to nearest mall (have a gun with you too)

3) Spread said feces all over your nekkid body

4) Run into the mall shooting and spreading feces everywhere, all while yelling “GIRUGAMESH!”

5) Use last bullet to kill yourself

6) ???

7) We profit by having some lulz on the nightly news

If you’re gonna kill yourself, might as well take some bastards with you and give the FWZ community some lulz.

As for body disposal, your friendly neighborhood Coroner’s Office will handle that for you.

PS: For Bonus Points: Do Steps 4 and 5 while on fire. It’ll be eye catching and it disposes the body in a creative, yet nauseatingly disgusting manner. Log in to see images!

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