Firstly, I recommend what I suggested in the last thread, and that is to cheese grater yourself while holding a .45 so that if you get bored you can just end it.

That being said, I think you should pierce your tongue twice, thread the largest-size twine/rope you can through it, tie that rope around your nutsack/male reproductive organ, then tie it too a tree above a large, large cliff (the higher the better.)

Jump off, and after you are simultaneously muted and castrated, the rushing ground will be a relief since you will know the intense, exquisite pain you’re suffering will soon end upon whence you hit the ground.