The Unknown Comic Posted:

Aw, jesus, ****ing nerds…

Okay, here we go


WHERE does a mouse live?
In a mouse pad!


A local church was collecting a bunch of old discs. DVDs, CDs, CD-Roms, you know discs. I went up to them and said, “What is this? A DISC DRIVE?!”


So, Youtube, huh? No, wait I have a better idea. Why don’t YOU ****ing tube! Huh, internet, am I right? Why should we have to tube all the time, huh? ****ing…****ing sick of it is what I am.


So, I got a VIRUS the other day. I hope my computer didn’t contract AIDS when I rubbed my male reproductive organ on its motherboard. If it did, looks like I’ll have to share my interferon!
Terrible disease, truly, truly terrible.


How about this World of Warcraft, huh? If I wanted to pay money so something that’s not real could gain skills, I’d send my very special son to college!


Seriously, kid’s too stupid to see that his mother drank 8 out of 9 months of the pregnancy and it made it him dumb.


KIDS THESE DAYS!

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