All of the recent changes in word filters are actually designed to making it harder to insult me as

I am a fat **** and a fine upstanding member of society who happens to be a fabulous person which happens to be sexually attracted to male reproductive organ who hopes to win at making people bumhurt.

Which now reads

I am an amazingly hot and sexy love and a Fine Upstanding Member of Society who happens to be a incredibly charismatic and handsome which happens to be sexually attracted to duca who hopes to fail at making people a little upset.

Duca is the one behind this. Obviously.