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JANDEKU

Avatar: 77214 Thu Nov 06 20:03:31 -0500 2008
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Level 39 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I felt kinda bad that I won the e-peen with such a simple troll…

So, with that in mind, I went back to Omegle to spawn one that’d be truly epic.

This is my best so far:

Stranger: helloLog in to see images!.

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: (L)!

You: oh hi

You: ^^

You: 17/f/london

Stranger: How old are u ?

Stranger: ah okej great (Y)

You: you?

Stranger: 17/m/Liverpool

You: oh wow, someone else from the UK

You: this is a first

Stranger: seriously?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: thats nice mateLog in to see images!

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: yes if u wantLog in to see images!

You: ^^ you start

Stranger: where can i start it?

You: however you want, sweetie

Stranger: i cant so much about this site.

Stranger: help me hahaLog in to see images!

You: first time you cyber?

Stranger: no haha

Stranger: du u have facebook maybe?

Stranger: do*

You: used to, had to delete it because of troubles with my ex

You: you?

Stranger: ohh im i felt srry for u babe!

Stranger: messenger?

You: yup!

Stranger: give me that pls

You: yhbt@gmail.com

Stranger: thanks Log in to see images!

You: did you add me yet? didn’t get anything

Stranger: soon

Stranger: wait Log in to see images!

You: make sure you type it right, it’s Y H B T

You: as in

You: YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED

You: now behold as I storm your castle on with my battering ram of lust, and break down the sturdy walls of your rectum, though I fear the effects on your heart that will be rendered when I debilitate your bum with the unmatched skill and power of my pulsating broadsword!!!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: din mamma i fittan!

Stranger: yours grandfathers male reproductive organ in your mouth!

You: I think you, sir, are sadly mistaken

Stranger: whooooot+

Stranger: ?

You: and if, perhaps, you don’t believe the words I espouse, know this, mongrel: I will give no mercy to any foe who oppose me

You: that said, I beseech you, set up a match. A competition if you will, of manhood. My quivering man missile will reign supreme upon the sad veiny gristle of your week old noodle!

You: now submit to the glory of my wang, and lower the drawbridge of thine brown tunnel as we experience coitus of the greatest proportions!

Stranger: suck my black huge male reproductive organ

Stranger: !

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


THEY SEE ME TROLLIN’

THEY RAGIN’

BUT ALL THIS HATE JUST FUELS MY MASTURBATIN’

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