So, with that in mind, I went back to Omegle to spawn one that’d be truly epic.
Stranger: helloLog in to see images!.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: Log in to see images!
Stranger: (L)!
You: oh hi
You: ^^
You: 17/f/london
Stranger: How old are u ?
Stranger: ah okej great (Y)
You: you?
Stranger: 17/m/Liverpool
You: oh wow, someone else from the UK
You: this is a first
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thats nice mateLog in to see images!
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: yes if u wantLog in to see images!
You: ^^ you start
Stranger: where can i start it?
You: however you want, sweetie
Stranger: i cant so much about this site.
Stranger: help me hahaLog in to see images!
You: first time you cyber?
Stranger: no haha
Stranger: du u have facebook maybe?
Stranger: do*
You: used to, had to delete it because of troubles with my ex
You: you?
Stranger: ohh im i felt srry for u babe!
Stranger: messenger?
You: yup!
Stranger: give me that pls
You: yhbt@gmail.com
Stranger: thanks Log in to see images!
You: did you add me yet? didn’t get anything
Stranger: soon
Stranger: wait Log in to see images!
You: make sure you type it right, it’s Y H B T
You: as in
You: YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED
You: now behold as I storm your castle on with my battering ram of lust, and break down the sturdy walls of your rectum, though I fear the effects on your heart that will be rendered when I debilitate your bum with the unmatched skill and power of my pulsating broadsword!!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: din mamma i fittan!
Stranger: yours grandfathers male reproductive organ in your mouth!
You: I think you, sir, are sadly mistaken
Stranger: whooooot+
Stranger: ?
You: and if, perhaps, you don’t believe the words I espouse, know this, mongrel: I will give no mercy to any foe who oppose me
You: that said, I beseech you, set up a match. A competition if you will, of manhood. My quivering man missile will reign supreme upon the sad veiny gristle of your week old noodle!
You: now submit to the glory of my wang, and lower the drawbridge of thine brown tunnel as we experience coitus of the greatest proportions!
Stranger: suck my black huge male reproductive organ
Stranger: !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.