So far itembuildr has generated 18 items.

1 .moar file
3  pairs of glbumes
2 tattoos
3 piercings
2 special items
2 sets of lingerie
1 fetish
3 books
1 pair of shoes

Of these items

4 grant douchebaggery
6 grant tears
8 grant sexiness

Notably absent from all of these lists is:

0 pieces of Hardware
0 items that grant Processing Power.