Agent_Orange Posted:

Yes, I know that’s like looking for a needle in a haystack, but I have to try.

I have very specific standards, I’m not going to join a klan just because “We haz da mostest persuns” or “WE R SO TEH AWESOME!!!111” In fact, that is quite the opposite of the kind of klan I am searching for. I will post a few guidelines:

1. I don’t want to join your one-person klan to make it seem like you’re not lonely and pathetic.

2. I am not going to join one of these so-called “competitive klans”

3. No drama-whoring klans

4. Klan must not take the game too seriously, and must enjoy having fun.

5. Must enjoy long walks on the beach and moonlit strolls through the park.

So, if you think you fit the mold and you think your klan is good enough for me (it’s not, but you can try), give me a GOOD reason to want to join you. If I accept, I will alert the Klan’s leader and request an invitation.

I don’t have a klan… but I think I fit the other requirements quite well. If you ever find a klan that doesn’t suck let me know…