the tragic tale of teddy, the stuffed bear who went insane when his owner sewed him a male reproductive organ and balls out of a leftover piece of plush (left over from what perverse creation I will not detail). first, he spent himself on the stuffed kittens and rabbits, but the darkness growing within him drove him to greater perversions of sexual predation, finding and ripping the heads off the Baby Alive Wets and Wiggles – and you know the sad sordid end of the tale.