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[70 Character Story-

Level 69 Troll

I play catcher for R. Kelly

I tried a couple, nothing that spectacular, I guess this is the *best* one.


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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you’re a witch

Stranger: **** how did ou know

You: you turned me into a newt

Stranger: no that wasnt me

You: but i got better

Stranger: i swear that wasnt me

Stranger: i am a witch but that wasnt me

You: my hovercraft is full of eels

You: how about you come back to my place for some bouncy forumwarz

Stranger: i usually turn people into baroque era cathedrals

Stranger: that sounds fun

You: my nipples explode with delight

Stranger: my name is frank

You: your mother was a hamster

Stranger: i need a favour

You: you have great flavour

Stranger: the sec is making me inventory everything own

Stranger: something id like to savour

You: Bring me a shrubbery!

Stranger: busters girlfriend, lucille ausereo suffers from chronic vertigo

You: i see live people

Stranger: i ate your foot

Stranger: suck on that

You: I can’t, you ate it

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