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Stranger: Are you black?
You: Are you going to chain me to the back of your truck?
You: Or hang me from an oak tree?
You: Throw me in a well?
You: Frame me for a murder you committed?
You: Yes. I am black.
You: Now what?
You: Are you going to serve me court papers?
Stranger: How do you know I’m not black?
You: Are you investigating me to see if I should legally be on food stamps?
You: Because black people don’t use the internet.
Stranger: How can you be certain I wasn’t stretching out the hand of black brotherhood?
You: You didn’t address me as dawg
You: Are you not my dawg?
Stranger: That is a stereotype.
You: Stereotypes don’t become stereotypes without being a majority truth first.
You: So whitey, why do you want to know if I’m black?
Stranger: True…but I’m a double minority.
Stranger: I’m not white.
You: I didn’t steal this computer if that’s what you’re getting at.
Stranger: I stole mine
You: OH SNAP DAWG
Stranger: IS THAT THE CONDUCT YOU WISH TO SEE?
You: FOR REAL SON YOU KNOW IT
You: HOW U LIVIN?
You: WORD WORD
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