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Stranger: Are you black?

You: Are you going to chain me to the back of your truck?

Stranger: No

You: Or hang me from an oak tree?

Stranger: No

You: Throw me in a well?

Stranger: No

You: Frame me for a murder you committed?

Stranger: No

You: Yes. I am black.

Stranger: Oh

You: Now what?

You: Are you going to serve me court papers?

Stranger: No

Stranger: How do you know I’m not black?

You: Are you investigating me to see if I should legally be on food stamps?

You: Because black people don’t use the internet.

Stranger: How can you be certain I wasn’t stretching out the hand of black brotherhood?

You: You didn’t address me as dawg

You: Are you not my dawg?

Stranger: Sir.

Stranger: That is a stereotype.

You: Stereotypes don’t become stereotypes without being a majority truth first.

You: So whitey, why do you want to know if I’m black?

Stranger: True…but I’m a double minority.

Stranger: I’m not white.

You: I didn’t steal this computer if that’s what you’re getting at.

Stranger: I stole mine

Stranger: dawg

You: OH SNAP DAWG

Stranger: IS THAT THE CONDUCT YOU WISH TO SEE?

You: FOR REAL SON YOU KNOW IT

You: HOW U LIVIN?

Stranger: GUD

You: WORD WORD

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