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You: sup

Stranger: whats the difference between an egg and an elephant

You: what

Stranger: hell if i know

Stranger: i thought you might

You: what’s the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Stranger: no?

You: elephino

You: EAT IT **** MY JOKE WAS FUNNIER

Stranger: surely that should be what do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros

Stranger: and why so abusive?

You: I was beaten as a child Log in to see images!

Stranger: still thats no excuse

You: I’m still a child.

Stranger: again no excuse

Stranger: violence is the last refuge of the incompetent

You: I dunno man, I think being a beaten child is a pretty good excuse for being aggressive on the internet

You: and wouldn’t violence be the first refuge of the incompetent?

Stranger: its a quote

You: well, whoever said that was an idiot.

You: -Stranger, April 5, 2009

You: you can quote me on that one

Stranger: the person who said that was one of the finest minds of the last century

You: FLAVA FLAV SAID THAT?!

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