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Stranger: Are you aware of the laws of conservation of Momentum?
You: Yes
You: I am Inertia
Stranger: I am Ekrot
You: I am not Ekrot
Stranger: obviously not
Stranger: you are Inertia
Stranger: I am Ekrot
You: Inertia, it is me
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: which means
Stranger: I am equal to 1/2 Omega ^2 * You
You: Incorrect, sir
Stranger: For what reason
You: You must take the Special Theory of Relativity into account
You: divide it by a factor of the speed of light
Stranger: No, it only applies in rectilinear cases
Stranger: and if we take into account the expansion of the Universe
Stranger: However, on account of this being a small scale case compared to the size of the universe
Stranger: we can safely bumume special theory of relativity does not apply
Stranger: for that reason, it is called SPECIAL theory of relativity
You: But one day, sir
You: I will grow to be as large as the universe
You: For the universe itself will shrink
You: But I will not
Stranger: That depends from your point of observation
You: But objectively speaking, sir
You: from the point of view of an observer outside the Universe
You: Another being from another dimension, perhaps
Stranger: But that would be impossible, because outside the Universise
Stranger: there is nothing
Stranger: Rien
Stranger: sans doute
Stranger: je sais pas pourquoi tu parles de quelque chose qui existe pas
You: uhm
Stranger: t’es sur?
You: Wait a second, sir I am calling my French butler to translate these for me
Stranger: D’accord
Stranger: il est la?
Stranger: t’es la?
You: Alright, I understand completely now
Stranger: t’es revenu!
You: May we talk in English?
Stranger: pk?
Stranger: mais je veux parler avec ton serveur francais
You: All this French has made me thirsty
Stranger: But French is the language of love
You: Hence, thirsty
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