Stranger: Haysup?

You: Hey baby

You: Your wildest dream has come true

You: Yes

You: It is I

Stranger: Sweeeet

You: Bloodninja

Stranger: MMMMM

Stranger: OH YES

Stranger: I LIKE BLOOD

Stranger: I LIKE NINJA

You: I see you are familiar

Stranger: I LIKE YOU TO **** ON MY CHEST PLEASE?

You: So let us cut the formalities

You: Wanna cyber?

Stranger: Yes let’s.

Stranger: Are you male?

You: Nay, 12/f/wisconsin

Stranger: I don’t wanna go to jail. Later, dearest. ^^

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You: lol jk

Stranger: Lmao

You: 18/m/Ohio

Stranger: Lol, 18/m/MO

You: I put on my robe and wizard cap

Stranger: Lol, Amar?

Stranger: Nevermind, that’s ludacris

You: I cast level 3 eroticism, making you a real beautiful woman

You: I mbumage my mana pool, making my wand of wizardry erect

You: I cast male reproductive organ of the infinite

Stranger: Mmmm, cast baby cast

You: You take it up your newly crafted woman's genitals, moaning in pleasure

Stranger: I roll my d20 of desire

Stranger: 19, someone’s orgasming tonight

You: I roll for male reproductive organ of the Infinite’s initiative

Stranger: The light turns on, my mom comes in

You: 3d6 roll

Stranger: WHATCHA GET

Stranger: I moan

You: fifteen, looks like your body cannot take my male reproductive organ

You: Your woman's genitals rips to shreds

You: your body explodes, because you are only a level 2 druid

You: Your mom watches all of this

You: I cast level 3 eroticism on her

Stranger: OH GOD IM SORRY, I GOTTA GO

You: Making her a real beautiful woman

Stranger: BUT I LOEV YOU

Stranger: Love*

You: Forumwarz.com

You: For a good time

Stranger: Got it, bloodninja ;D

You: Be sure to send it to username Raepdog

Stranger: Sweet, laters

Your conversational partner has disconnected.