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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Stranger: o hey

You: hai

Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat

You: f/old enough/ca

Stranger: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman

You: I slowly unzip your jeans

Stranger: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 male reproductive organ of the Infinite

You: as I gracefully slide my hand over your 3 cm male reproductive organ

Stranger: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

You: I lick the head a few times before sliding it in

Stranger: I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands

You: My teeth pierce your male reproductive organflesh slowly and painfully

Stranger: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: What’s the pbumword?

Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

|_______|_____________\__________|______|

|_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___—___\\_______:

__\______\/_____—~~__________~—__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.—————.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|

____|_\____\____)___`——___—’______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|

____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_

___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|

___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|

___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|.

Stranger: am i close?

You: Accepted.

1338h4x edited this message on 03/31/2009 9:26PM

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