Stranger: hi

You: GIRUGAMESH

Stranger: I’ll have two!

You: sup

Stranger: hey

You: Wanna cyber

Stranger: what’d you have for dinnner?

You: woman's genitals

You: The fluid

Stranger: was it cheesey?

You: no

Stranger: don’t you like cooze cheese?

You: It was delicious

You: sweet and sour

You: do you like fine upstanding member of societys?

You: I like fine upstanding member of society ****es

Stranger: that’s offensive

You: with there supple bumes

Stranger: and not politically correct

You: and nipples black as night

You: Your a PC?

Stranger: I’m calling Sharpton, you bumhole

You: Politically Correct

Stranger: he’ll have you arrested

Stranger: Sharpton is a reverend so he can also send you to hell

You: Wtf is wrong with a well endowed indian loving ebony princesses?

Stranger: you’re going to hell

Stranger: I pray for your soul

You: My marriage with my wife is sacred

You: She is black

Stranger: you shouldn’t disrespect

Stranger: it’s not correct

You: and the swingers clubs we go to are sponsored by our local baptist church

Stranger: that’s Satan’s church

You: So suck on that

Stranger: this is disconcerning

Stranger: I pray for your soul

You: Stan and I are good buds

You: You know Stan?

Stranger: Stan?

You: Stan Goldstein?

You: He is a dirty jew

You: but he is well endowed too

You: We double stuffed our wives together

You: they cried

You: and orgasmed

Stranger: jews don’t have big male reproductive organes

Stranger: so aha! you liar

You: He is a fine upstanding member of society jew

You: So what?

Stranger: no pray for forgiveness

Stranger: what did you have for lunch?

You: Chinese

Stranger: we already established dinner

You: Love fine upstanding member of society food

Stranger: cream of sum yun gai?

You: Tell me about yourself

You: no

You: I’ve been very open about my genitals and such and you have been very reserved

Stranger: you have open genitals?

Stranger: I’d get that looked

Stranger: see ya