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Stranger: hey You: To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly. Stranger: thanks Stranger: i didn’t know that Stranger: any other advice? You: Delete your system 32 folder- you get faster internet. Stranger: i’ve already done that Stranger: what else You: O You: More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby! Stranger: thats a lie You: thats a truth Stranger: i can think of plenty of hobbies more expensive than gardening You: More than half of American families with teenagers use filters to limit access to adult content online. Stranger: not mine You: On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. Stranger: thats pretty much one every 3 days You: If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Stranger: is that true for all statues? You: Mebeh You: Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale. Stranger: lies You: House flies have a lifespan of two weeks. Stranger: yep You: Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Stranger: okay Stranger: now thats a lie Stranger: wait Stranger: all americans? Stranger: yeah that makes more sense You: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. -no fuxing lie Stranger: i’m not qualified to have an opinion about that You: The human brain is 80% water. Stranger: could be You: The word “democracy” is banned in online chat rooms in China. – complete win Stranger: lol Stranger: banned in english or chinese You: Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt. Stranger: maybe You: The world’s longest game of Monopoly lasted more than 660 hours. Stranger: probably You: Reindeer like to eat bananas. You: Abraham Lincoln faces to the right on a penny while all the other presidents face to the left on US coins. You: Marilyn Monroe had six toes. You: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes. You: Nurses and doctors wash their hands between patients less than one-third of the time. You: I hope you learned something today. Stranger: oh i did You: You better have, You: or else Stranger: don’t worry You: I have every right to. Stranger: i hope you lead a virtuous life You: Mosquito’s are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color. I will. You: You can count on it You have disconnected. <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC ”-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN” “http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd”> <html> <head> <title>Forumwarz- I Did it Fer Teh Lulz</title> <meta content=’parody rpg, free game, hilarious, funny, gaming, games, humor, browser rpg, mmorpg, trolling, epeen, 4chan, pop culture, forums, timewaster, internet |
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