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Jalapeno Boo-

Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: Hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: I know we just met, but I think you’re a huge fabulous person.

Stranger: Thank you, I think you’re an incompetent woman's genitals.

You: Glad we could be so honest with each other.

Stranger: I agree.

You: Now that we’ve committed ourselves to such openness, can I ask you for some advice?

Stranger: If you wish.

You: I have this “friend” whose bum is bleeding uncontrollably. What should I — I mean “he” — do?

Stranger: Take the male reproductive organ out.

You: That is excellent advice. Thank you.

Stranger: You’re very welcome.

You: I have a confession to make.

You: This advice was not for a “friend” at all. It was my bum that was bleeding uncontrollably.

Stranger: Have you taken the male reproductive organ out?

You: Yes.

Stranger: Good.

You: And I’m afraid it’s only made things worse. Log in to see images!

Stranger: Now.

Stranger: Well..

Stranger: Put it back in.

You: I can’t.

Stranger: Would you like me to do it for you?

You: No, thanks.

Stranger: Damn.

You: I’m not gay.

Stranger: I’m not

Stranger: either.

You: ...

Stranger: But don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Log in to see images!

You: LOL

You: I’m going to post this conversation in Forumwarz now.

Stranger: So i’ll be famous?

You: Pretty much!

Stranger: Thank **** for that. I thought I was going to have to leak my own porno.

You: In a sense, that’s what you just did.

Stranger: Aah well.

Stranger: At least my bum isn’t bleeding.

You: Touche.

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