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Stranger: how are you?
You: I know we just met, but I think you’re a huge fabulous person.
Stranger: Thank you, I think you’re an incompetent woman's genitals.
You: Glad we could be so honest with each other.
Stranger: I agree.
You: Now that we’ve committed ourselves to such openness, can I ask you for some advice?
Stranger: If you wish.
You: I have this “friend” whose bum is bleeding uncontrollably. What should I — I mean “he” — do?
Stranger: Take the male reproductive organ out.
You: That is excellent advice. Thank you.
Stranger: You’re very welcome.
You: I have a confession to make.
You: This advice was not for a “friend” at all. It was my bum that was bleeding uncontrollably.
Stranger: Have you taken the male reproductive organ out?
You: And I’m afraid it’s only made things worse. Log in to see images!
Stranger: Put it back in.
You: I can’t.
Stranger: Would you like me to do it for you?
You: No, thanks.
You: I’m not gay.
Stranger: I’m not
Stranger: But don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Log in to see images!
You: I’m going to post this conversation in Forumwarz now.
Stranger: So i’ll be famous?
You: Pretty much!
Stranger: Thank **** for that. I thought I was going to have to leak my own porno.
You: In a sense, that’s what you just did.
Stranger: Aah well.
Stranger: At least my bum isn’t bleeding.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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