You: I’m already looking forward to this and it hasn’t even begun

Stranger: i just want to **** you

You: I have high expectations for this conversation

You: we can solve the world’s problems today

Stranger: so do i

You: right here right now

Stranger: sure

You: First! Global warming!

Stranger: why not

You: Everyone should drive hybrid cars

Stranger: first

You: And have florecent lights installed in all their fixtures

Stranger: i have a bmw m3

Stranger: ok

You: Good

Stranger: anything else

You: See now we’re getting somewhere

You: This is a productive conversation

Stranger: **** you

You: Second, we will figure out a way for all religions to get along

Stranger: suck my male reproductive organ

You: By contacting the major leaders of all world faiths

Stranger: sure

Stranger: are you ?

You: and telling them to make sure that all their followers take their faith seriously

You: but not so seriously that they feel the need to kill others