handofg0d Posted:

I LIKE YOU SO I WONT POINT OUT THAT MY OP WAS CLEARLY SHORTER THAN A BOOK UNLESS YOU ARE READING SOME PRE-KINDERGARTEN LEVEL BOOKS

You like me? That’s…I don’t know HOW to take that. But regardless, my eyes start to go crossy with all the allcaps and bolding, so I saved myself the pain after the first four words and picked up Poe’s The Murders on the Rue Morgue. It was time better spent.

Good luck on your crusade.