Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Or those horrible, headache inducing video watching glbumes (intended for your iPod) that they have. Or, like a fully functional Geordi LaForge cosplay kit!

If you roll up a set of glbumes with PP, people will come up with a justification for it. Anyway, having something odd to explain, helps the creative process. It’s good to have a little structure so you’re not just coming up with “so, what are we going to pierce next.”

Though… I do have to say that I don’t exactly grok how Gaydar makes you sexy…

Easy, it helps you maximize the amount of sex you get, because you don’t waste time hitting on a gay man…