I always thought little douchebags have an infinite number of Yo momma jokes, but it seems like my troll has a very limited repertoire.

Since I was on a party with … erm lets say experts of this matter, I feel obliged to contribute some.

So here we go:

Yo momma is so @fat, she walked by the television, and I missed @really_long_film (Lord of the Rings) part 1-3

Yo momma is so @nasty, she works on a fishing boat as teh smell

Yo momma is so @fat, her bloodtype is grease

Yo momma is so @poor, I saw her kicking a can across the street and I said “What are you doing?” She said “Moving.”

Yo momma is so @fat, they had to install speed bumps in @fast_food_chain.

Yo momma is so @fat, she had to get baptized at sea world.

Btw.: I think Chuck Norris facts should be part of the game, those can be annoying as hell too.