I agree with all of this except for one thing:

Oliver Kloshoff Posted:

That would be an excellent idea.

For example, for a stun attack, maybe a camwhore could post her exposed breasts (censored during gameplay, of course), and the posters on the thread would not be able to do anything for a turn, since they would be too smitten to think of an angry reply.

There are plenty of mammary glands in this forum, so why not in in-game forums?