Agreeing with the prevailing opinion that it is ludicrous to award separate leaderboard peens for Kyoubai or Miss Popularity by clbum, and even crazier to do this while leaving speedruns lumped together, one of the few places clbum matters at all.

The most skewed result I’ve seen so far is this:

Kyoubai Best Bidder: Camwhore 1466, Troll 1451, Hacker 754, Emo Kid 183, Permanoob 54

It will take Camwhores and Trolls at least a month to reach those heights, Emo Kids can get to the top in a few days, and Permanoobs can get there in a single session of bidding. All five clbumes pre-date the creation of Kyoubai, and you don’t need to be rich to buy a bunch of items that cost under 500 flezz, especially when you turn around and re-sell them as soon as you get them.

As for Miss Popularity, that’s essentially running “friend me” contests for BP. How does clbum matter there?

Signing in favor of milestone peens, with the leaderboards continuing to exist solely for “bragging rights”.