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Apparently, MySpace Tom found an exploit that allowed him to remove the ban from his account. From there, he launched into his most unusual ploy to date.

According to some chat logs I unearthed, he began posting in IDC just minutes before midnight. Announcing that “the **** is about to go down,” he proceeded to ask people to email him pictures of their male reproductive organs, claiming the effort would somehow bring Forumwarz’s servers to its knees.

He repeatedly claimed that this was not because he is, in fact, an enormous homosexual, but that it would lead to some “cool, hacker-y ****.” When community members noted that there appeared to be no effect, he simply demanded more male reproductive organs.

Curious behavior, indeed. But then, you learn to expect the unexpected when dealing with the devilish Mr. Tom! Log in to see images!

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