I’m stuck at step 2.

I mean, there are not many big rocks near where this girl lives, and big rocks are really heavy and suspicious, so I can’t just be carrying it.

Where do you get your big rocks Xylon? Are there any big rock delivery services I’m unaware of?

I tried using a home made molotov, but then the corpse got too hot for ****ing, and by the time she got cool she had lost color, and I don’t dig burnt geishas.

Maybe I could pay a homeless guy to carry the stone for me, but then I might catch a glimpse of the hobo’s disgusting dirty male reproductive organ.

Hmm.

Edit: Maybe if I take my strong and hairy brother with me? But that could lead to incest.