Do we really need another attack card? There are lots of ideas for cards that don’t just directly hit people.

– Crouching Coward: The next offensive domination card that you play on a player will appear anonymous

– Box of Chocolates: gives X scoops, but the scoop types given are chosen at random (X = 3)

– Erection: Takes X scoops of your choosing and puts them all into one scoop flava (maybe X = 5?)

– Flacid: Redistribute X scoops of a chosen flava and randomly spread them out (maybe X = 5?)

– Feminine Caller: Allows a user to disarm a shield equipped (for the next attack only – if there’s no shield equipped, the card does nothing)

– Counter Strike: The next character that uses an offensive card against you loses X scoops (X = 2, can be auto-equipped)

– Mirror Mirror: Sends the next attack that comes your way back at the source

– Pbum the Buck: Redirects the next card used against you to the next user (based on total scoops)

– male reproductive organshot: Nullifies the next card someone tries to use (doesn’t have to be directed at you)

Etc.