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MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
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I was aiming for “uniqueness”. The most unique set of bonzangas on the internet. Thumbnail format, yes, but a couple of mouse clicks is not too much to ask when it comes to b00bs.

Each one of those is unique and interesting. I actually do recommend taking time to look at each one .

This is actually a re-post — in a way. Falcon wanted me to share the stories behind them. So, read on!

#1 — Anorexia Porn. Consider Rule 34 of the Internet. If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

#2 — BloodRayne, from the BloodRayne game series. Her offical topless pin-up! Yes, OFFICIAL. This picture of her was featured in Playboy magazine.

#3 — Collage of Boobies. “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!”

#4 — Famous Whore. ANIMATED GIF. She’s famous. From American Beauty. Why is this unique? Heh heh. Google it and find out what lengths some people are willing to go to in order to be in film.

#5 — The Flammable Whore. ANIMATED GIF. Much like homeless people, your typical braindead, whitetrash whore is indeed very flammable.

#6 — Free Use Tart Pic. This is Bliss. Moderator from Teenspace. When her photo was posted to Encyclopedia Dramatica, her lawyers threatend to sue. This variant of the photo, however, is free use. DISTRIBUTE WIDELY!

#7 — Gonna Get You Naked At The End Of This Gif! ANIMATED GIF. Why the FCC didn’t fine that talentless, bearded prick into bankruptcy, I will never know.

#8 — Paris Hilton, Whore. The world famous Paris Hilton, (un)aware that her dress is slipping! What’s she famous for? Er, uh, well… I guess just being a whore.

#9 — Revenge Pic#1. I have a way with women. Lots of women. Why lots? BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY **** MY MIND RIGHT BEFORE LEAVING OUTRIGHT. Ergo, for the sake of revenge, I make it a point to post pictures of them like this on the Internet to get some sense of petty satisfaction. I have an entire CD-R of such pics. And no, I don’t consider that a good thing. It’s a testament to my terrible bitterness. My very, very terrible bitterness.

#10 — Revenge Pic#2. Different girl, same context. These are the only two revenge pics I’m sharing for now.

#11 — The Governor of Alaska. Who’d have guessed her daughter would grow up to be a total whore?

#12 — Sonya Blade. It’s been more than 15years since Mortal Kombat was first released. It’s also been 15years since young men across the globe wondered what Sonya’s breasts looked like. If you look a little closely, at long last, you’ll have a VERY good idea. This is actually how she appears in the PS3 release of Mortal Kombat, too.

#13 — Spring Break ****. ANIMATED GIF. The poster-girl for Girls Gone Wild. Rest bumured, there is justice in this world. In about 14years, she’ll be turning tricks behind Denny’s and making weekly hospital visits to refill her penicillin.

#14 — Original Tart Pic. This is Bliss. Moderator from Teenspace. When her photo was posted to Encyclopedia Dramatica, her lawyers threatend to sue. Fortunatly, an0n made it a point to download and disseminate it before that. Your mission is to also distribute it widely.

#15 — Triple Nipple. There is no end to the variety of porn that is being made. In this case, they actually found a woman with three breasts, and she agreed to do a feature porn flick for them. Yes, this is real.

#16 — Titty Crusher. ANIMATED GIF. Do you remember Comedy Central’s “The Man Show” ? One of their greatest triumphs was tracking down a woman with sufficent endowment to crush a beer can on command.

#17 — The Japanese like em big. ANIMATED GIF. Yuliya Nova is from Russia originally. Though quite unknown in her own country, she’s practically worshipped among Japanese porn enthusiasts. They like em big, as you can see.

#18 — The Second Free Use Tart Pic. This is Bliss. Moderator from Teenspace. When her photo was posted to Encyclopedia Dramatica, her lawyers threatend to sue. This variant of the photo, however, is free use. AND… it’s in color! DISTRIBUTE WIDELY!

#19 — Wonder Woman and The Atom. A screen capture from JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED. Considered one of the key triumphs in modern action cartoon animation. And, as a bonus, there was a scene where The Atom shrunk down to the size of a pen, and Wonder Woman — needing to escort him while fighting off an army of insectoid robots — figured out a way to carry him while keeping both hands free. This is really from the show.

#20 — Norweigen Student Strips To Become Clbum President. You read right. A 17year old Norweigen high school student, in her bid to get elected, actually stripped naked in front of the entire school bumembly so as to better show her “Norweigen Pride” tattoo. She got elected, too. If you look closely, you can see the tattoo. Oh, and it’s a nice one, too.

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