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Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

The Baroness Posted:

Porn isn’t sexy. Porn is for fapping.

There’s pretty (like for example, Keira Knightley), there’s sexy (like Angelina Jolie) and there’s just-a-**** (like any plastic barbie like woman with fake mammary glands).

Category one and two can be mixed, the third usually ends up with equally plastic tanned Guido’s who have money and a nice car.

I vote mandatory lobotomies for Category Three and their accompanying Guidos. They’re pretty much the most robotic thing far from sexy at this point anyway, might as well just make them rentable-****-machines.

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