I just found out I’m hosting an orgy at my place in 3 weeks. Log in to see images! Yeah!

I’m way busy making lists and marshalling up my clique, delegating tasks and finding cool props. bum I’m to open to suggestions, and that’s when I thought of all you hawt net sisters!

Plz contribute to my todo lists:

(/EDIT/ You know, as a pubic, public fan service, I’m gonna keep the ideas list up-to-date.)

(/REDIT/ List taken down for surprise police inspection this Sunday at 11h37 PST. I’ll put it back up on Monday, if you keep giving good suggestions, tho. Lol!)

{/DIDIT/ He came, he saw, and I made sure he came.)

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* What kind/model of boyz to invite

– Emo-goth boyz (Might have to wash their hair a bit, thought. Then gel down again. Lollilol!)

– Scott in a skirt. He looks fab as a tranny!

– The Surfers gang. (Nice bum & leg muscles)

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* Party favours (I don’t mean food)

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Standard stuff (traditional, kinda boring)

– Condum-mints bowl (Huge-bum bowl of mixed Condums & Mints in individual wrappers)

– Mini bowls of KY jelly mixed with food coloring. (Lots of little portions, to prevent double-dipping. Eeew!)

– Glow in the dark dildo collection. (For the 1 a.m. poolside light-saber duel)

– Dog Collars & leashes (for same)

– Disposable Bics and Mini-Xactos (1/2 cm blade) (For those who get off on slash/cut-endorphins, bum too short to cause any real dammage)

– Pins w. round heads (4 Same. Can’t get lodged into skin too deep b/c of round pinhead)

– Safe-T™ pins

– Beach towels

– Coloured Blindfolds (Can double as flags for the steal-the-flag type games)

– Soft almond oil. 2 kegs.

– Ropes 6’ x 10, 7mm thick, bungee kind w. elasticity & soft woven sheeths

– Ball gag, 1 of

– Little bother who refuses to go away for the wk-end. See Rope & ball gag.

– Handcuffs, 5 pair. (For quickies)

– Sanitize-it table: (Guest bathroom off the den) Hot water, gentle soap, that alcohol gelly thing, baby wipes, etc. For cleaning toys & self between uses.

– Crew uniforms. (2 years back we got neat little black thongs & boxers with “staff” printed on the bumes for party purposes. So contributers get to show-off how they’re part of the in-crowd’s inner circle!! The rule is: wear ‘em for the first hour and 1/2)

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New and original

– Rolls of translucent gausy cloth (I found them on sale, bum I’m too lazy to sew much)

– GliterGoth Face make-up & body paint table (I have 3 friends in arts that volounteer to man (or wo-man) the table for the first 2 hrs!!!)

– Really Open™ jacuzi-side bar: All the booze & glbumes are on one side of the jacuzi. it’s a serve-yourself (or anyone,) bum you have to get naked to touch the booze. You may, if you want, get nekid in the jac, or bend over nekid on dry land. Sandy starts the night as barwoman, in the jac, wearing a “Staff” thong and babydoll T, just to start things out slow & all foreplay-like.

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* Games, theme rooms, icebreakers

1 a.m. poolside light-sabre duel

When it’s really dark out, I shut off all the lights outside except for the pool lights. Everyone takes a glow-in-the dark dildo, loads it at a lamp, lubes it, and we joust! Whoever gets poked in a body-cavity by someone becomes a sex slave to the poker until 1h45, then we hold a slave parade.

Inflatable dollies make-out contest, with audience voting and prizes (Lemons, Limes and the Golden Vibrator.) (Props to EsoMonty)

Guess who? You’re blindfolded, and various people insert various parts of themselves (or toys) into various parts of you, and you have to guess who’s doing what and with what. (Props to Barely Legal)

Geta Clue™

Dig up the notes we’re keeping for the yearbook, strong-arm a few confessions, write up a list of “clues” for each victim-thryst, and run a game to see who can guess who-did-who & where. “Camilla did Jack in the BananaRepublic dressing room, with his candlestick.” Give out star-stickers to the winners, on their fav body parts, to show who’s in the know.(Props to Barely Legal)

Steal the flag

The standard wrestle game the gym teacher Mr.Broady taught us, with a scarf-flag sticking out of ur undies, and you wrestle with each-other. Loose ur flag, ur out, winner of most flags gets to pick a loser for a strip-tease.

You know, just like Mr. Broady said.

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* Party favours (Now I doo mean food)

– Usually I charge 1 40oz or a 12-pack (of micro-brew, not just bud! Ew!) at the door. Most people bring more, or snack food, (‘cause they wana be re-invited, I guess! Lol!) I don’t charge my clique & helper-boyz, though, they contribute enough already.

– Chocolates (bum what kind?!)

– Raw Oysters (3 pecks, not TOO  . Open ur own, I’m lazy)

– Fine Cheese Wheels (Again, cut ur own, I’m still lazy)

– Crackers

– Deviled eggs (w. hot sauce, gets on figers you know Log in to see images!)

– Tonic, O.J. & Clamato for the drinks (Vote “Alcoholics Unanimous” in forumbldr! I need recipes!)

– Tuna finger-sandwiches (Who saiz smelling like fish is bad! Me-ow!)

– Lemons, Limes (For drinks, kinks and game prizes)

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* House Rulz for safe sex

* Pubic Public Penalties for breaking House Rulz

* Music that Rocks Ur Socks

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WadoUthink?

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