Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

On actual forums you’ve been on, have you known habitual trolls or attention whores to mini-mod? Generally, there’s a group of people who habitually mini-mod, kiss up to the mods, etc. separate from the bumholes and drama queens. At least, there have been on the forums I’ve spent on.

I meant more like an attack you “acquire” from an NPC. I think that’d be more manageable than creating an entire clbum around the concept.

However, as an attack, it might fit into the elusive “sixth clbum” I’ve proposed before, nicknamed The Suit: a reasonable, intelligent, persuasive poster. Not the most exciting concept, but there it is.