Ventured yesterday to visit by younger brother at university. I’ve been out of school for a couple years, and he’s trying to get me to do it. He’s in a fraternity (ugh) and here’s what happened.

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I came into the house and this was the first thing I see…

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Immediately, the girl fell back off the table and hit her head on the couch. I wanted to take another picture, but her beefcakebumhurt boyfriend pushed me into the wall, called me an ‘emo****erfabulous person’ and started tending to her. Ah, Chivalry.

So I continued to look for my brother, walked past the bathroom, saw Bob Marley, I think…

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He didn’t mind me taking a picture. It’s nice to see people taking care of other idiots, though. Bob told me that he thought he saw my brother out back on the porch. So, I pursued…

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Clbum. Utter clbum. However, not two seconds later, the bottle dropped and broke on his head, which lead to an emergency room visit and much hilarity…

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I think college is for the lowest-common denominator, imo. Log in to see images!