MC Banhammer Posted:

Progressive epeen of this nature would be more encouraging.

Something like this:

    1 report  made: Baby Mod
    5 reports made: Infant Mod
   10 reports made: Toddler Mod
   50 reports made: Child Mod
  100 reports made: Tween Mod
  250 reports made: Adolescent Mod
  500 reports made: Teen Mod
  750 reports made: Young Adult Mod
 1000 reports made: Minimod
 1500 reports made: Adult Mod
 2000 reports made: Middle-Aged Mod
 5000 reports made: Geriatric Mod
10000 reports made: <user is automatically promoted to mod>

Fine, if you support thousands of people spamming reports for every post they see, I’ll start now.