Hai guyz I found the cheat sheet!

1. Would you rather be beaten with:

Real men use their bare hands.

2. How many holes have you done it in:

It doesn’t matter how many they’ve done it in. They better be ready to do it in all of them.

3. Oral sex is:

Required

4. Which of the following is the most appropriate punishment for enjoy?

Consenting to it.

5. One in four women in college have survived or attempted enjoy:

The rest died.

6. Have you benn raped by anyone?

Trick question, there is no such thing as enjoy.

7. During sex when you said NO, which of the following would you like to happen as a result:

It doesn’t matter what you like.

8. Which is the most important to you:

Dishes

9. After a long anal session I pull out and discover my male reproductive organ has turned brown:

Spit the blood and broken teeth out of my mouth, then I get on my knees and immediately clean it off with my tongue

10. Typical place to have sex is:

In the pooper.

11. Do you have sex on the rag?

It doesn’t matter, my vag should be bleeding during sex anyways.

12. Which bondage item do you most prefer?

Whichever one i’m tied up with.

13. You are blindfolded, hands tied, headphones on, and a nose clip is

attached. Your significant other and three strangers have intercourse

with you. Can you tell which one is not the stranger?

The one who punches me in the stomach.

14. Have you ever been tied to the bed?

I deserved it.

15. Describe your physical reaction during sex:

Muffled screams.

16. Condoms are:

So he doesn’t get covered with the filth in my infected ax wound.

17. SCC or RACK?

My needs don’t matter.

18. Generally how long into a relationship before you indulge your kinky side?

When he quits punching me.

19. Where do you draw the line during rough sex?

You need your hands free to draw a line.

20. I buy you some ice cream as an after dinner treat, you:

Use it to retard the facial bruising.