OK HERE IS MY STORY

One day Ophelia and her girlfriend I can’t remember the name of had sex. Both of them had enormous mammary glands and hot shaved love caves (hee that rhymes!) and basically it was like a lesbian porno you might see on the internet. “ohhhh myyy god” said Ophelia.

Then Ravit joined in, unless that breaks the rule about the story featuring two people, in which case just imagine something about a dildo.

THE END